At the ends of the Reviewaverse lies the beginning of a frakkin' Hackdown.  Starring Roo of the Clan of the Gray Wolf and Apollo Z. Hack, an epic battle commences to prove once and for all who's opinion reigns supreme when it comes to J.J. Trek.  Watch out for lens flares!

Mr. Hack does not believe in the creamy goodness of the latest Star Trek movie.  Strap in folks - it seems someone's wrong on the internet.

This will require a proper response.  One that consists of kicking names and taking ass.

... You heard me.