Roo and the Commodore join forces to commentate on one of the most Painful Memories to date.  All to answer the question: Just how popular was the Commodore with the ladies in high school?

To watch the unmolested version, click here.

Can you play so much Pokémon that it affects your judgement? What's the best knife for stabbing? Why couldn't women have babies on The Island? All these questions will be answered... oh wait, no they won't. But this episode is more about character development than answering mysteries anyway.

And before you say anything, it's a little known fact that the Commodore's father invented Crocs. The pair you see here were his first prototype.

Playing video games instead of studying... what could possibly go wrong?

To wrap up our 4th annual 25th anniversary Halloween-fest-stock-palooza-purple-monkey-dishwasher, we present a cautionary tale on why you should always fear zombie dogs.  (Good advice, I know)

If you cried during Aeris's death scene, then this episode is for you.

Can Wii Sports destroy a marriage? 

"Why can't Sega make a good Sonic game anymore to save their freakin' lives?"