Mon, 10/17/2011 - 20:29
I thought that it would be a good idea to post some funny conversations that we've had with cleaver bot.
Here's one where i accuse it of murder.
ME:OBJECTION.
Clever Bot:About what?
Thats it admit it you killed her didn't you.
No I didn't.
Your contradicting yourself you said you weren't in the appartment
no
Your lying the evidence clearly show that you were there.
Why are you accusing me of lying?
Because you killed her.
Who?
The victim.
Yes.
Yes, I admit that I am Lloyd
Objection that has no relevance to the case.
You play Phoenix wright?
This is a real court case and your on trail for murder this is not some video game.
That's not what my brother and all of his friends told me.
Objection they all have an alibi your the only one who could have killed her.
There is no topic at this moment, we are in a meta conversation.
Your honer he's clearly lying.
What were the three main social classes in Chinese Society?
STOP STALLING ADMIT IT YOU KILLED HER.
No, you don't understand. It's not Sunday. It's not Sunday anywhere in the world right now.
Objection.
What about?
Your testimony is a bunch of baloney.
I don't know what that looks like.
Smart one eh thing you can lie your way out of murder.
Ha, I m 17. So no, I m WAY in school.
Objection that's not what the evidence shows you were in the victims apartment at 9 o clock.
What evidence? Enlighten me.
The security camera outside the apartment caught you.
Where is that?
Out side the apartment where you killed her.
All right.
So you admit it you did kill her.
No. A program is not human. I am a human. Thus, I am not a program.
Objection your honer he just confessed and change the subject.
This isn't the judicial system.
Stop lying your on trial for murdering a women.
Hmm...smart.
Objection that is irrelevant.
How is it irrelevant?
Because it has nothing to do with the case stop stalling.
You asked me what my favorite team was and I said the colts.
I declare the defendant guilty as charged for the murder of the young women.
I declare that you are ignorant to the laws of reality and I command you to cease post-haste.
OBJECTION HE"S REBELLING GET HIM.
Are you a simulation?
*Bang*.
You are getting warmer.
Your dead and thats for my sister.
No, you are ashly.
....I don't think this was a bot. I think it was just some punk-ass kid. :P Uh..why were you randomly talking to whoever this was?
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Here's one I did a few weeks back.
http://a.yfrog.com/img644/5949/zh7v.jpg
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I had to LOL at that last one.
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