Tinker me this: an NES PC

Folks, I'm a tinkerer. Somewhere between me taking apart dad's laptop as a kid (I got it mostly back together thank you) and modding my Xbox for the sheer fun of it, I learned that I loved cracking things open to know how they work... and maybe even make them better.
 
Now, I know there's no earthly way to make an NES any better than it already is. But I've thought about this for a long time and I've decided that my next project should be to make an NES PC. Great idea right? Stuffing PC guts into an NES sounds like a fun and rewarding project. But I feel like there's something special about an NES PC, so I can't just use it for everyday crap. It's an NES man! So I'm asking you, what's the best use for an NES PC? And no, I wouldn't blow on the CD's before I put them in the drive.
 

Ohmygod Ohmygod Ohmygod

About a week ago, Exploding Rabbit released their hack of Super Mario Bros.  The whole game is represented as it originally was, level design and all - but you can play as one of many classic NES characters, with their move sets intact!

Link uses his sword, Mega Man his mega buster, even Simon Belmont has his flame whip and axes!  The really sweet thing is how well each character fits into Mario's world.  The super mushroom and fire flower give each character their own unique power-up.  This is the game I've been hoping Nintendo would make since 1988, and it took the resourcefulness of its fans to make it come true.  Hopefully there'll be some more innovation along this front to bring this cast of characters into other classic NES games.  God, some days I just love the internet. 

 
Bask in the creamy goodness and play the game after the bump.

Alts are a good idea

My D&D group recently started a new group of characters in the same campaign as the main campaign. They don't know it, but this idea actually harkens back to the days of the original Dark Sun campaign setting. The setting was so harsh that the designers thought that having 3 back-up characters per player was a good idea.

It was then and it is now... for different reasons.

16-Bit Gems #14: Legend of the Mystical Ninja (SNES)

The first American release in the popular Japanese "Goemon" series, Legend of the Mystical Ninja was an early entry in the Super Nintendo's lineup that unfortunately was ignored by many kids of the day. But those that looked past its strange qualities were rewarded with one of the best games of the 16-bit era. With anime, manga, and para para dancing all the rage now, perhaps the West is ready to give this gem another shot.

It's all over for Mountain Dew...

I know this is one of the ads that has been on our site (that I hope all of you have been clicking 1000 times a day), but sweet merciful crap I just had to look at this because it looked so tempting… I’m not selling out I swear!
 
 
No, that’s not an illusion (well… it might be, but I’m hoping it’s not). That’s a link to a Dungeons and Dragons series “Spellcasting Soda” from Jones!!!   I know, I know, I know… this is just a clever marketing ploy to get D&D players to buy soda. But I'm buying some because I’m easily swayed by the media and pretty colors.
 
Sneak Attack! Dwarven Draught! Eldritch Blast! And my personal favorite, Potion of Healing (is this one alcoholic?). This is clearly full of WIN. So here’s my question to all of you, what D&D related flavor would you include if you could? I think mine would be a crystal-clear soda called “Turn Undead” that makes you burp holy fire, or a Tylenol PM laced frothy soda called “Goodnight Tincture”
 
Now I just need to figure out how we’re going to build it into our weekly gaming sessions… Hmmmm.
 

The Best Birdhouse EVAR!

Since being turned on to them by my college roommate, I've been a big fan of They Might be Giants, whom if you aren't aware of them (for some strange reason) are essentially the godfathers of geek rock - starting out way back in 1982.  Modern geek musician superstars such as Jonathan Coulton and MC Frontalot frequently list them as a huge influence.  Even if you don't think you know them, you've probably heard their music.  "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" and "Particle Man" were featured on an episode of Tiny Toon Adventures back in the 90's, and more recently, they've written and performed the theme music to shows like Malcom in the Middle and The Daily Show.  But really, if you want to read up, I can just direct you to Dr. Wikipedia for more.

I'd like to share my favorite rendition of what many of their fans consider their best song: "Birdhouse in Your Soul".  This comes from a 1990 appearance on The Tonight Show (Jay Leno guest hosting).  The quality is VHS-tacular, but the brassy sound of Doc Severinsen's NBC Orchestra is just spectacular, and even includes a great solo by Doc himself (such a pure sound).  Sure, John F. gets a little too excited when he joins the singing near the end, but he recovers quickly, and I can't help myself from tapping my foot to this uptempo version - more than even the original one.  So please enjoy my favorite version of my favorite song from TMBG... and look into more of their stuff if they're new to you.  You won't regret it.

Echo Screen #11: Future of the Star Trek Franchise

Do you like Star Trek? Have you been alive for more than 5 years? If you answered yes to both of these questions then we would just like to apologize on behalf of the whole Trek franchise for where it ended up because let's face it... it sucked hairy Targ droppings. Paramount seems to have pulled off an entertaining reboot of the franchise, but where do we go from here? How does Star Trek refocus itself amongst a sea of other successful sci-fi franchises?

We contemplate what's in store for Trek as the Commodore and Roo ask the hard hitting questions while Boomer desperately tries to act like he knows what's going on. Put on your pips and set those phasers to disintegrate, because the Clan of the Gray Wolf is plotting a course for the future!  ... Of Star Trek.

In this episode:
 - (0:00) Intro & Why the Party Died
 - (20:00) Reboot!
 - (30:45) What does the Future Hold?

To download this episode as an mp3, click here.

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